Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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