So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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