Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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