i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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