Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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