ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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