Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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