You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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