i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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