Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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