Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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