He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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