As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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