I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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