Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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