Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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