i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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