Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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