I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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