Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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