found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
i out mim tonsoeep
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