operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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