My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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