Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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