you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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