the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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