i think i have herpe
just one?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
We had to coat check the pizza.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I don't want my vagina anymore.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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