Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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