i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
