I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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