ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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