I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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