The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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