She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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