But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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