so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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