What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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