yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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