i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just want to make out with him forever
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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