your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Send help, water and tortillas.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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