Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
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