What a fucking waste of an outfit
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
