and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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