Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Randomize
