If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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