i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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