omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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