Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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