How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just had sex on a roof
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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