you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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