There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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