You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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