We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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